Thinking about getting a shredding machine so identity thieves can't get your credit card numbers out of your garbage cans?
Well, don't waste your hard earned money. Instead, use the following system to save time and expense:
1) place all of your "shred-able" documents in a bin by your diaper changing table.
2) Use the documents as wipes, tucking them securely into the rolled up dirty diapers before throwing them away.
3) Now you've saved money on wipes, AND the shredding machine you didn't need to buy.
Any thief who STILL finds your credit card numbers, probably needs the money very badly. You should accept this as a legitimate charitable donation.