All about the fans:
After a recent request for a picture retraction/alteration, an internal investigation has occured. (you can see this complaint listed as a comment under the October 18th posting).
The findings are as follows. There is no cellulite on Daniel Rudd's neck. What is observed in the photograph and revealed by the "shorn head" is actually relaxed muscles.
This has been conclusively proven by the application of "modern x-ray technology"* to the posted photograph.
We will post this proof some time today or tommorow.
*"modern x-ray technology" is a patended trademark of the Tandy Corporation
Update: OK here's the conclusive proof:
(you can click here to see it larger)