I hate rumors so let's just address them straight on.
1: Yes, I have been walking around my neighborhood wearing a large wooden structure with two children attached to it.
2: No, I do not believe (nor have I been proclaiming) that God has any immanent plans to destroy the earth with a flood. (I even saw a rainbow this morning).
Now that we've settled this, let's move on to some important business.
You may want to review this just in case.